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I'm being harrassed by a bunch of teenage girls!!!Apparently I am a dumb teens sensation, (just like drugs and teen pregnancy) and they been infesting my DA profile in a futile attempt to attack me, insult me and even threaten me with things like "You're lucky I don't know where you live" (white gangsta from the suburbs style)I'm being harrassed by a bunch of teenage girls!!! by Morbido13
And I love it!!!!
Being harrassed by a bunch of people with no other thing to do and no talent is great, believe me.
I feel like I'm molding these little persons minds.
The Honey Boo Boo generation roars looking for something to believe and they have decided to focus their short span of attention on me, one direction wet dreamers have a cause: to make a fool out of themselves.
Do I feel blessed? yes, but new rule:
You must have brains and talent in order to get a response from me.
PS: Do you remember when DA used to be about art?
I will explain the "harrassing" part of the story.
It all started with this deviation
A wonderful work of erotica, the
Die Ghul Show. Number 100. Now updated.:iconfireworks-plz: Good evening, PEOPLE! :iconfireworks-plz:Die Ghul Show. Number 100. Now updated. by DasGhul
As you might already know, this is the glorious ONE! HUNDRETH! episode of my humble show!
So no guest at all this time, but instead, something entirely ghoulish!
But, let's just start this one by getting everyone's undivided attention…
YOU can WIN some! :iconpointisloveplz:
(--> And if your attention really got caught now, just by this, then you have also just won knowledge about the very reason why YOU will just never appear on this humble show! )
All you have to do, is to answer this ghoulish question…
"There have been 100 shows so far. But how many different guests have been on yet?"
If you are the first one to answer this right (--> UPDATE: Of course, only the shows from 1 to 100 are meant to count in this), a surprise number of points plus the briefed right to call yourself Gawrila expert mi
The interview THEY don't want you to see! With ME!Hey there!The interview THEY don't want you to see! With ME! by DasGhul
This is not meant as a new GHUL SHOW episode at all, but still somewhat important!
As some of you might remember, I have been giving a little interview myself lately.
I truly enjoyed being on the other side of the process once, but just for some vague paranoid reason I somehow am still remaining completely unable to locate exactly, I also think the interviewer, my most favourite archtroll :icondiamoneyes:, enjoyed it even more...
But this ends today!
What you have here, is the in terms of answers MASSIVELY UPDATED version of that, which I kept suggesting for quite some time now, and always ended up with a feeling comparable to that which you might get while talking to a "polite woman."
Anyway, this almost feels like an entirely new interview to me and late, but finally is also allowed to be featured in the 100TH GHUL SHOW, as originally planned!
So even if you already know the original one, you might very well be interested in giving t
Angel In Disguise - DasGhul Speaks***UPDATED*** - Now featuring more artwork and additional question/responses for your reading/viewing pleasure!Angel In Disguise - DasGhul Speaks by DiamonEyes
Hello all!!! Been gone yet again for the majority of the past week. I really wish I did have the amount of time I used to doing DA stuff, but life definitely can suck sometimes and there's no getting around that. So I really GOT to apologize and apologize BIGTIME :iconimsorryplz: But I'm going to continue to give it a push and be here when I do get the time
Now then! Today i thought I'd go ahead and post a new interview that I've had the opportunity to do. This one is special in that I've discovered lots about this person over my time here, and I seem to have a very "interesting" online friendship (whatever that's supposed to mean ). So this week, we are going to speak with the most annoying, funny, rant-filled, egotistical deviant here on DA. Allow me to present the dark and surreal workings of t
Alphabet of MurricaA is for AMEN. It's good, holy and clean.Alphabet of Murrica by DasGhul
B is for BOMBING, but only the mean!
C is for CHURCH, I hope you've been there?
D is for the DOLLAR, have you seen one somewhere?
E is for EMPIRE. Yup, those were the days.
F is for FREEDOM, and fuckin' no one will fuckin' say anything different here at all, 'cuz
G is for GUANTANAMO, bitches.
H is for HOMELAND of the brave, free, and clever, while
I is for the INDIANS, the first terrorists ever.
J is for JESUS. He made death even cooler than
K just for KILLING, because sometimes it's bad.
L is for LIES, but means truth instead.
M is for MONSANTO MEANS MONEY, while
N, well… is NOT.
O is for Ob… oy, I nearly said "nigger." Screw O! On with the rest…
P is for PROFIT, and profit always is best.
Q is QUICKLY thought of. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
R is for RELIGION to stop people from think, and
S is for SUPERPOWER. Just remember: Don't blink!
T is for the TERRORISTS financed by U, which is why
U, of course,
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